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hiimshawnok: hi i missed u
Jay Duran: shawn
Jay Duran: ive been trying to hunt your ass down for 2 days now
Jay Duran: sit there and listen to me
Jay Duran: okay
hiimshawnok: ok
Jay Duran: I was watching So You Think You Can Dance on FOX
Jay Duran: and there came a well known bollywood dance instructor.
Jay Duran: the moves were incredible and breath taking
Jay Duran: I have decided that I need in on this culture.
Jay Duran: THerefore,
Jay Duran: this is an official request to have your hand in marriage so that we can have hindi music and dancing at our wedding.
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Jay Duran: fucker
Ouidy: XD
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hiimshawnok: that was a no
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Jay Duran: OSHIT

lolololol that was amazin

hiimshawnok (2:58:48 PM): we'll cry together on the internet

[23:05] winds and trees: everyone is frozen
[23:05] winds and trees: but me and the italian
[23:05] winds and trees: do you now what that means
[23:06] winds and trees: it means G-d wants us to fuck

elephant parade (11:57:28 PM): i wanted to sleep in the heart but anna teeter was claustrophobic
elephant parade (11:57:38 PM): bitch

lol

dyl0pickle (7:27:55 PM): yo hoodrats
adam lol cute (7:29:24 PM): jiggy jiggy
dyl0pickle (7:29:37 PM): ye-uh
adam lol cute (7:29:47 PM): boom shacka lacka
dyl0pickle (7:29:59 PM): biggidy booom
adam lol cute (7:30:27 PM): Get wizzled with my nizzles, fo shizzle
dyl0pickle (7:30:42 PM): i can't even compete with that ;-;
adam lol cute (7:31:16 PM): <333

dusty: DyLaN eAtIn Da TuRkEy N dA sTuFfIn BuT Da SiDe StUfFiN nOt Da StUfFiN dAt WaS iN dA tUrKeY cUz DaT kInD iZ aLl WeT n ShIt N iTs KiNdA lUkEwArM iN dA mIdDlE hOw CaN u EvEn B sUrE iT wAs CoOkEd AlL tHe WaY tHrU mOm

dusty (2:47:51 AM): aubrey
dusty (2:47:59 AM): fuck marry kill: u emily and ur mom
dusty (2:48:11 AM): just kiddin thats kinda wierd O_o
eric guess what (2:48:17 AM): i'd do all 3
calebdolphin (2:48:19 AM): well if you had to fuck emily and marry you mom
calebdolphin (2:48:23 AM): you'd want to kill yourself for sure
calebdolphin (2:48:26 AM): know what i'm sayin'


eric guess what (2:49:08 AM): what would you rather do
dusty (2:49:14 AM): http://i35.tinypic.com/2d0etk6.jpg
eric guess what (2:49:14 AM): watch a porn with your parents in it
eric guess what (2:49:28 AM): or watch porn with your parents getting frisky with it
eric guess what (2:49:30 AM): next to you
dusty (2:49:45 AM): ive done both of those things
dusty (2:49:47 AM): at the same time
dusty (2:49:50 AM): the porn we were watching was of them

jay - Hmm... Rape him then. And record it.
me - He's not the kind of boy you rape, he's the kind you make sweet, magificent love to.

(03:31:28) CitizenD0wn: she's your roommate, not your lesbian lover
(03:31:30) CitizenD0wn: so fuck her
(03:31:42) CitizenD0wn: in the non-literal sense

Shannon: lucy you SICK FUCK

winds and trees (9:11:39 PM): holy
winds and trees (9:11:40 PM): fuck
winds and trees (9:11:41 PM): http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?li ... d=35494453
elephant parade (9:12:06 PM): oh my god get it
winds and trees (9:12:11 PM): i KNOW LOL
elephant parade (9:12:45 PM): HOW MUCH IS IT

winds and trees (9:12:51 PM): 2o bicucks
winds and trees (9:12:53 PM): LMAO WHAT
winds and trees (9:12:55 PM): 20 bucks
elephant parade (9:14:10 PM): bicucks lmfao loling
winds and trees (9:14:13 PM): lmao same
elephant parade (9:14:18 PM): what a good word
winds and trees (9:14:18 PM): how did i do that
elephant parade (9:14:25 PM): no idea but it is wonderful
winds and trees (9:14:29 PM): lmaolmao
winds and trees (9:14:33 PM): can i borrow a bicuck
elephant parade (9:14:48 PM): i'm imagining bisexual ducks and dicks and a whole bunch of shit like that
winds and trees (9:15:00 PM): LMAO WHAT THE FUCK GOES ON IN YOUR BRAIN
elephant parade (9:15:11 PM): BISEXUAL DUCKS AND DICKS
winds and trees (9:15:16 PM): LOLOLOLOLOL

elephant parade: i just pasted our conversation into a word document and you just wrote 3,420 words on neopets
dusty: rofl
dusty: fuck
elephant parade: what are you doing

dusty (7:09:07 PM): have you ever had your dick freeze to the inside of your thigh
winds and trees (7:09:12 PM): all the time
Lisa M Kittens (7:09:18 PM): no because i don't have a dick
Lisa M Kittens (7:09:23 PM): you sick fuck