(These are bagels, in case you have never heard of them/seen them. If you think they look tasty, that's good enough. These particular bagels have butta on them.)
#3. You must not have a stick up your ass.
#4. Your username must be your first name in all lowercase letters. If that is already taken, add a "2" after it. If that is already taken, add a "3" after it...etc. If you do not do this, we will change it for you. Your password will remain the same, and we will update you on what your new username is.